Short bio from Melissa: "Well, after high school I moved to England for a few years, then to Oklahoma, joined the Navy, got out of the Navy, then back to Oklahoma for a few more years, and after my release from prison I decided to move to Austin, Texas where I suffered a nervous breakdown while working with the criminally insane. I am now a student of the University of Texas. One cat named the Frisco Kid, and I've recently discovered the joys of working with PVC pipe. " |